Places Coffee Should Be
And how I want to get them there
I might be giving away too many secrets of where I want to take High Frequency Coffee, but these ideas are too good to bottle up (pun intended).
If I had a coffee bean every time I thought, “damn, I could really use a coffee right now, but there’s no good options,” I could easily fill a 1lb. bag. While this isn’t an INSANE number of occurrences, it’s just enough to frustrate me every few weeks.
Having cold brew on tap and an espresso machine at home definitely helps alleviate this sentiment. But alas, here’s my most common settings for wanting a coffee where there are no good options around.
Sporting Events/Concerts
Especially in the daytime.
Yes, I can delete a handful of Coors Lights and feel quite energized at the ballpark. But coffee hits different. It tastes better. It’s better for you. One cold brew at 7pm isn’t going to ruin your sleep score as bad as a 20oz. Stella Artois anyways.
This idea first smacked me when I was in Melbourne, Australia. My wife and I went to the Melbourne Cricket Ground to watch 3pm footy match between Brisbane Lions and the Richmond Tigers (Go Tiges). Upon entering, we took a stroll around the stadium. And at multiple sections, there was a cart with a beautiful La Marzocco machine, ready to get active. And just when I needed it, I was handed a beautiful cappuccino. It was exactly what I needed, even though I never knew I needed it until that very moment.
So let’s bring a coffee stand to Yankee Stadium. Bring us into the Barclays. Let us caffeinate the Devils fans. We’d love to bring the energy up at TD Bank Ballpark for some Somerset Patriots action. Even Celeb Row at MSG could use a pick-me-up (a legal one, at that). We want to help bring the energy level up at these stadiums.
This fully applies to concerts, as well.
Offices
Yes, I know. I’ve worked in an office before. I know they already serve coffee in every office ever. But is it ever good enough? NO! I’ve never heard one person say “we have the best coffee at our office. I never want to go out for coffee because our office’s coffee is better.”
Employees are still leaving their desk with some coworkers to grab a “fun” coffee. Not the instant dirt water coming from a machine that hasn’t been cleaned since Q2’24.
Allow me to quote the great philosopher Patrick Star, of SpongeBob lore.
“We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else”
And if you’re failing to understand this analogy, let me elaborate.
“Let’s take the fun coffee shop and push it into our office”
That’s me. I’m the fun coffee shop. High Frequency Coffee. And we’re going to push it into your office. Yours. Yes, your office.
Is this a crazy idea? No, this is Patrick.
Airplanes
I’ve been on the record saying that I hate coffee on airplanes. The reason I hate it is because the two things I least want to do on airplanes are stay awake and use the bathroom. And coffee does both of those things, VERY effectively.
But I’ve gotten wiser over the years. And my caffeine headaches have gotten worse. So, I need that morning joe.
The problem is that airplane coffee is a disgrace to airplanes and coffee. Traveling sucks already, so let’s try and make it a bit more enjoyable with some high-quality coffee.
Day Time Parties
I’ve been to waaaay too many parties where I’ve stood amongst a bunch of strangers and thought, “damn, I could really use another coffee right now.”
Let’s get rid of that feeling altogether.
We’re talking baby showers. Retirement parties. 1st birthday parties. Wedding showers. Launch parties. Brunch with friends. Grand openings.
Anything. Any party where we have some daylight. Inside. Outside. Half-inside/half-outside. In the Upside Down. Doesn’t matter.
Night Time Parties
Tricked you there. Why stop when the sun goes down?! Coffee is the safest, healthiest, cleanest, and easiest way to get some energy into the party.
Our espresso martinis are INSANE. Try one for yourself. Guaranteed best night of your life*
Weddings, birthdays, parties for no reason whatsoever. We’ll be there.
*not actually guaranteed, don’t sue us. But they are absurdly good.
Golf Courses
If you’ve ever spent time with me on a golf course, you know this is my biggest complaint (aside from my slice off the tee and every single ensuing shot). Golf courses don’t sell good coffee. Golf courses need to sell good coffee. It’s a morning/afternoon activity spent outside. The culture is to have water to hydrate and beer to dehydrate. But coffee is needed on a golf course. Here are your standing options:
Stop at a coffee shop on your way to the course. This would be ideal, if it weren’t for all the road blocks. You’ll need to get lucky and find a coffee shop along the way that looks reasonable. Good luck with that because golf courses aren’t exactly built in the middle of heavily trafficked areas with plentiful coffee options. Additionally, golf is often played super early. A lot of coffee shops aren’t open yet. Only option is coffee from a fast-food location. Yuck. Also, hot coffee will go cold by the time you get to the first tee. Iced coffee will dilute and get watery after checking in and warming up.
Get a bad cup of hot coffee at the pro shop. Don’t get me started. You don’t want to do this.
Get a bad cup of coffee at the pro shop and pour it over ice. Even worse.
Golf is typically played while it’s warm outside. I don’t want a hot coffee while baking in the sun. Give me something bold and refreshing.
I’m a hot commodity when it comes to a golf partner because I always bring cold brew. It’s certainly not because of my skill level.
Verdict
Coffee makes everything better. And a beautifully crafted cold brew with a custom cold foam? Golly. You’ve got everyone there buzzing (once again, pun intended). Book with us here!
