Do you need a tap cart for your office?

Yes, you do.

Are you celebrating something (or someone) soon? Do you need to spice up your office a bit? Do you ever feel tired during the day? Do you wanna hang out with me?

Well, those questions were a trap, if you couldn’t tell. There’s a 99% chance that “yes” was an answer for at least one of the first three questions. There’s a 100% chance that the fourth question’s answer is YES. If it’s a no, please don’t tell me – I’m trying to prove a point to myself.

Coffee catering carts are popping up in offices around the country. If you haven’t had the chance to see one at your office, I feel for you. It’s an amazing way to build company morale. It energizes the office. It’s the new wave of “water-cooler talk.” It’s a steroid to inject positive energy and high frequencies around the workplace.

Bring us up to your office coordinator. Mention it to your boss. And if you are the decision-maker for your workplace, then what are you waiting for?!? I’m one DM away!!

Let’s take it one step further. Espresso carts are amazing. I can’t deny. But a cart with cold brew on tap? And not just any cold brew... High Frequency Cold Brew! Allow me to expand my case:

Taste: It’s the smoothest, most flavorful, and the most elite cold brew around. I’ll put that up against anyone. I don’t think there’s a particularly close second place, either.

Logistics: We bring everything. Don’t lift a finger. Let us bring the coffee, the equipment, and the vibes. We don’t even need an outlet. New Jersey, New York, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Delaware – we got you.

Quantity: I LOVE espresso. But it takes a while to pull each shot and steam the milk. We can serve our cold brew at 2x the rate of espresso. More caffeine to the masses!

Variety: You don’t like cold brew? Need some milk? Our cold brew has such a strong body, it holds up the same as an espresso shot. We’ll make you a cold brew latte and you are going to love it.

Customization: Custom cold foams? Custom tap handles? Custom signs? We got you. Make the event YOURS.

Something New: Your office is tired of catered slop bowls. They’re sick of old rice, cold chicken, and sad veggies. That’s a low frequency lunch. No one feels inspired after that.

Book us for your office space. Book now. Do it. C’mon. Just press the button. Plz. Thx. Love you too. Bye!